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Monday, May 26, 2003

...a little cyanide never hurt anyone...

Yep yep. My friends all have issues (yes even YOU)... muahaha. As opposed to me. Time to eat.

Nyar. 4 days I suppose. Meeeeeeeeeeef.

Arright, here we go:

Frodo Baggins Version of the Interrogation scene in THE MATRIX (the first one):

Agent Smith: As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Frodo. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Frodo A. Baggins, a respectable Hobbit in your shire with a large fortune. The other life is the ring bearer. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Frodo. You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been contacted by a certain individual, a man who calls himself Gandalf. Now whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant. He is considered by many authorities to be the most dangerous man alive. My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Frodo: Yeah. Wow, that sound like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the finger... and you give me my letter.

Agent Smith/Elrond: Um, Mr. Frodo. You disappoint me.

Frodo: You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my letter.

Agent Smith/Elrond: And tell me, Mr. Frodo, what good is a letter if you're unable to write?... You're going to help us, Mr. Frodo whether you want to or not.

The Matrix Has You, Frodo

Very exciting stuff.

mo posted at 4:34 PM.